Question not for the faint hearted, which would you do for a job?for 3 million?

swim in a small crocodile shark leach inffested lake for 5 hours..be a parasite in poeples undies for 4 hours..dressup as an evil sadistic demon killer with bombs tied to your body and run through the streets of afghanistan ..eat fesh loads of toe jam ,snot,body waist all day for a month...eat a serving of kfc ,mcdonalds,steak meal,wine coke,smack bang in the middle of millions of dying hungry poeple and children no sharing...be a stand up comedian at a very sad family orientated funeral...acepting 1 millon dollars if it ment you had to deny the saving of this world..